boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

(via jkimchi)

I keep waking up at 7:15 used to getting up for school and my human alarm clock texting me.

This sucks I just want to sleep till 11 like everyone else my age.

I don’t even get human alarm clock texts anymore that would at least make it worth it waking up this early!

assimpleasdust asked: Dear thirsty followers of Amanda, I got a picture of her in a bikini AND saw her cleavage today. Jealous? You should be.

Haha oh Corinne. You’re hilarious.

My dream was that I was forced to become a stripper. My friend came in and was like no this is not the place for you and took me away. Then he became my pimp and was like ok now here is what you were meant to do.

That’s friendship right there. Haha.

I should probably email my supervisor telling them when I’m going back to work.

Right?

But like. Work…

It’s not that bad. Really it’s not. Idk why I’m so resistant.